My twin sister and I were bitten by a werewolf while hiking in the Alps on a vacation. If you think that there aren’t real werewolves and vampire you are wrong. They exist, they are real, and nothing to fuck with. And they are not like the movies. A werewolf can make mincemeat out of a grizzly. Male vampires are impotent and female vampires are on overdrive. My sister is the only female to survive the bite of a werewolf in two hundred years and now every male werewolf wants her. The only problem is that my sister is in love with a female vampire. The same female vampire that I’m in love with.
We live on a ranch in Montana and everything we were taught about life was wrong. Within the first week of returning home we broke the two cardinal rules. Never, never tell any humans about us, and never associate with vampires. We told our parents and they offered to help, and they were very accepting of our new lifestyle. Several days later we met this pretty red headed vampire, Tammy, that we both fell in love with. I know, we broke a few human rules about that. Being in love with the same person isn’t something normal people do, but I think normal doesn’t apply to us. Finding Tammy is a Godsend as we are now forced to fight every vampire and werewolf, I think from everywhere. The worst of all are the male werewolves who want my sister. My sister is a confirmed lesbian, and that won’t change even if her sex drive is on overdrive.
The story is about a pair of twins who are bitten by a werewolf and how their family learns to cope with the situation. They find that the world of vampires and werewolves is not for the faint of heart as they work to maintain a semblance of a home life living with their parents on a ranch in Montana. Their whole family believes strongly in religion and science, and fate was not something that entered into their lives. After they were bitten by a very old werewolf, HANS, while hiking in the Alps, Alex and Angela find themselves caught up in outside forces that will change their family. The Twins find themselves struggling with their ancient instincts and human morality.
Hans is the most powerful of all the werewolf bloodlines, and as the only bloodline that has never tasted human flesh, it gives their bloodline special abilities, but it also makes them targets of other werewolves and vampires. Hans made a pledge centuries ago to let his bloodline die off, but can’t resist when he comes upon the Twins, believing that they will carry on his bloodline with honor. Han’s bloodline is the only bloodline that can safely infect females, and that makes Angela the only female werewolf in existence, and the desire of every male werewolf who will do anything to have her without regard for her desires and feelings, two emotions that are foreign to other werewolves.
The twins find a vampire, Tammy - lonely, frightened, and starving, hiding in Montana to keep herself safe from other vampires and werewolves. Instead of killing her, as most werewolves and vampires do when they find a member of their species vulnerable, in their naiveté at being new werewolves, the twins take her home. She soon proves herself loyal to her new family as she helps the twins defend themselves against increasing dangers. Before long, their parents accept and welcome her into their family as their daughter-in-law.
Werewolves from other bloodlines crave sex and violence, usually at the same time, but Angela wants no part of that. The twins are happy to take over their parent’s ranch in Montana and to spend the rest of their lives together with their new-found vampire love, but that tranquility soon fades when other werewolves and vampires discover their living arrangements and the only female werewolf. In the supernatural world, co-mingling of the species is similar to incest between brother and sister in the human world.
When the oldest vampire in existence, ISTANI finds out about how the twins befriend the young female vampire, he does the unexpected and offers his protection. Although he has an ulterior motive after finding out the name of the werewolf that infected them, it is not malevolent, but one of mutual survival as he soon forms an alliance with them. The story comes to a climax as the Twins risk everything when an old world vampire kidnaps their parents to force them to kill Istani.
Sex, violence, and the supernatural fuel this imaginative tale of twins Alex and Angela, two Montana siblings whose world is turned upside down when they’re bitten by a werewolf. Their life on the family cattle ranch is soon overrun with other weres and vamps—including a motorcycle gang and Tammy, the vampire of the title—as well as witches, both good and bad. Alex’s first-person narration and the author's conversational style should lure fans of this genre, who will get a kick out of his sometimes humorous observations: Now that Istani had given her his blood, I needed to be careful so she didn’t kick my ass. I hope you know I’m only kidding, but she really could do it. We loved our vampire girl.
Cleverly executed, the novel flows well and the characters are engaging. The twins’ very understanding parents are particularly fun. Alex and Angela can’t believe how accepting “the folks” are when they explain that they are werewolves and later that a homeless vampire is coming to live with them: Mom, who still kept surprising us, said, “She could sleep in your old bedroom since you don’t need it anymore. We will need to nail something over the window. Or does she need to sleep in a coffin?”